What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
BREAKING NEWS!! DOGS IN PAJAMAS I REPEAT, DOGS!! IN. PAJAMAS!!
Why am I such a control freak about planning my own funeral? Like I want it to be my way and perfect or I’m haunting some mother fuckers!
Scar The Martyr Talk To Metal Injection
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
this just happened on my dash…
it happend again
How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!
don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either
wait for it he has sources
Am I the only one who writes fanfiction in their head when they’re trying to sleep?
Someone understands me
no no i make fanfiction movies in my head
Absolutely Terrifying Two Sentence Horror Stories
Severed myself from my whole life
Cut out the only thing that was right
What If I never saw you again
I’d die right next to you in the end
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
I read it out loud, stressing each word
If you stress multiple words it can have more than seven meanings
what to do when you’re in love with someone:
- dig a grave
- lie down in it
- get comfortable in the dirt
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
why did i just watch this for fifteen minutes?
As someone with 23 piercings, this speaks to me on a deep level.Sorry I can’tnot reblog this.
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